eyes doors

the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad

person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies

by SapnapSupremacy February 9, 2023

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Door

Door is a word for stupid, annoying bit of a div

“Stop being such a door”

by What’s ya BBM pin May 10, 2019

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.

The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025