by St Clair Shores bandit August 03, 2023
by St Clair Shores bandit August 03, 2023
There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
by N1SS4N GTR July 05, 2022
Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.
JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.
You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.
You: Damn, pulled another Dan man
You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.
You: Damn, pulled another Dan man
by BernardSaint April 02, 2018
by Frank Louisa July 13, 2019
The fucking best music to ever exist, it's the Dragon Ball GT opening.
(ENG)
Bit by bit, I'm fallin' under your spell
Your smile's all I need to see to know
We'll leave this endless darkness, saying
"Come along with me, hold my hand"
Back when you first came into my life
I recalled a place that I knew as a child
A special place, one that I held close to my heart
Won't you lead me in a dance down this winding road
Where light and shadow entwine to take hold
Of the thoughts of the one left far behind?
Know that sometimes
I want to turn around and see
The things that I've passed on the journey
But know with love on my side
With courage and pride I'll fight, I will carry on
Bit by bit, I'm falling under your charm
You'll keep me and all the world far from harm
Bring hope to everyone, take in your hands eternity
Even when it seems that I don't need you
Just know that I am in love, can't wait to
Leave this endless darkness
Won't you come along with me, hold my hand
I'm captivated by your sweet face
Even when you're angry or tired
But I just wonder if it's okay to live
In such a hurry all the time
As for me, I'm quite a mess by the circumstances
Your casual behaviour makes me so confused
But even so, I wanna know if you still live in the past
Many things that I wanted to ask you
But the noise of the crowd, the cars, the street
Interrupted our talk, but I know we'll find the time
We'll figure it out!
(ENG)
Bit by bit, I'm fallin' under your spell
Your smile's all I need to see to know
We'll leave this endless darkness, saying
"Come along with me, hold my hand"
Back when you first came into my life
I recalled a place that I knew as a child
A special place, one that I held close to my heart
Won't you lead me in a dance down this winding road
Where light and shadow entwine to take hold
Of the thoughts of the one left far behind?
Know that sometimes
I want to turn around and see
The things that I've passed on the journey
But know with love on my side
With courage and pride I'll fight, I will carry on
Bit by bit, I'm falling under your charm
You'll keep me and all the world far from harm
Bring hope to everyone, take in your hands eternity
Even when it seems that I don't need you
Just know that I am in love, can't wait to
Leave this endless darkness
Won't you come along with me, hold my hand
I'm captivated by your sweet face
Even when you're angry or tired
But I just wonder if it's okay to live
In such a hurry all the time
As for me, I'm quite a mess by the circumstances
Your casual behaviour makes me so confused
But even so, I wanna know if you still live in the past
Many things that I wanted to ask you
But the noise of the crowd, the cars, the street
Interrupted our talk, but I know we'll find the time
We'll figure it out!
Guy 1: Bro did you see the new opening of Naruto music
Sigma Gigachad: Bro stfu GT opening Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku is better you motherfucker 🥵🔥🔥😹😹😹😹🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
*Proceeds to beat the crap out of the loser Beta idiotic Naruto fan*
Sigma Gigachad: Bro stfu GT opening Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku is better you motherfucker 🥵🔥🔥😹😹😹😹🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
*Proceeds to beat the crap out of the loser Beta idiotic Naruto fan*
by DBGT fan January 25, 2024