Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

Dong-Hyuk

A man so fucking obssessed with skyblock-minecraft that he would throw his whole family into a meat grinder for 5 dollars worth of in-game currency. He will always sell korean gum to make friends and is known for his obsession with feet. A dong hyuk will never fail to amaze you with how absolutely useless he is as he sits at home all day and does fuck all.

hey! Have you seen Dong-hyuk recently?
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!

by Cummy43853 November 29, 2021

The Dong

like to suck black dicks

The Dong is sucking it once again

by Asscheek that u clap on ur mom November 30, 2021

ooga booga do ooga booga dong

cavemanish for "I don't speak english"

english speaker: hello
cavemanish speaker: ooga booga do ooga booga dong
english speaker: bunga dooga nog booga
cavemanish speaker: kooga

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong November 30, 2021

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024