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A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya
Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!
by swaggy v February 25, 2022
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Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave
It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease
by Loo loo lemons April 15, 2020
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Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.
Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.
by Wordclown January 3, 2014
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Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code
Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious
by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013
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Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.
Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
by epikliam October 27, 2021
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Zebra Disease

When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease
Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid
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Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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