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Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.
I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.
by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012
mugGet the Whiterod's Diseasemug.

Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.
"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."
by Captain DRock April 25, 2010
mugGet the Man Diseasemug.

give head disease

you have to give someone head in the next hour or your gonna die
I think I might have give head disease
by milflover69699696 July 5, 2021
mugGet the give head diseasemug.

Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick
Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease
by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022
mugGet the Dick riding diseasemug.

Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter
My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.
by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021
mugGet the Disney Diseasemug.

Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
by Shitac® August 20, 2017
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giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots
by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014
mugGet the giraffe diseasemug.

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