Courtenay keychain

When you attach your keys to a butt plug so you stop loosing them.

Emily is so drunk, we better make sure she still has her courtenay keychain or else she won't be able to get in to her house!

If Ciara doesn't stop drinking she'll need a courtenay keychain to make it in to her house!

by Courtney keychain January 7, 2022

Courthouse bitch

A person who gets married in a courthouse because they aren't worth a traditional wedding

She didn't wanna marry him in a chapel because he was poor and she thought he was a courthouse bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 February 15, 2022

court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.

You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.

by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022

Courtney

Has a big dick when i say BIG is it BIG fine nice personality very attractive

Courtney a boy

by Hrhdhs February 17, 2022

Courtney

Meaning of the name courtney

My girlfriends name is Courtney

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Courtesy of the red white and blue

The greatest Garth Brookes song ever

Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue

Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song

by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022

Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT

Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?

by Pukini March 7, 2022