coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee
I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut
by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
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Lamont Coffee

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022
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Coffee

A people's drug
by This Divk June 1, 2017
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When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
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Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.
by c2l2 September 4, 2022
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coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting
i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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Coffee and Nudes

Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦

Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
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