Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
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Lukewarm Clam Chowder

Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman
Hey baby, mind if I sample the lukewarm clam chowder?
by Willeigh January 28, 2012
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Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp
(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
by SlyFox August 01, 2014
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Clam Down Pork Chop

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
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Clam Down Pork Chop

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
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clam

gun, firearm of any sort

y'all should start usin this
when i gotta go to a papi store, i gotta keep the clam tucked at all times unless sum happens
by batiomey July 07, 2022
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clam

Clonazepam, an anti-anxiety prescription drug. When referred to as clam it is usually to denote recreational use, as it makes you feel very calm and relaxed, but diminishes your cognitive and manual habilities.
Last night I took 20 mg of clam and it felt so good...
by theexamplewasmeyesterday October 28, 2018
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