To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa June 02, 2011
Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman
by Willeigh January 28, 2012
When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp
(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.
by SlyFox August 01, 2014
Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗
by IkeTon August 10, 2024
Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗
by IkeTon August 10, 2024
by batiomey July 07, 2022
Clonazepam, an anti-anxiety prescription drug. When referred to as clam it is usually to denote recreational use, as it makes you feel very calm and relaxed, but diminishes your cognitive and manual habilities.
by theexamplewasmeyesterday October 28, 2018