Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio
Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
by Dank Meject July 10, 2016
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Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross
by That Other Guy 6D9 January 03, 2024
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gyan chode

A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.
Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction
by SURREY22G May 09, 2019
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 09, 2021
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Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022
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Chode Choker

A gay boy who says he is not gay, but would probably choke on a chode
"That Jack is such a Chode Choker
by Shannooooon December 10, 2016
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Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths
I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.
by Facesittingmommy May 16, 2022
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