Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023

Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore

Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*

by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Tango Taco September 8, 2023

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Chinese b&e

A form of break and enter in to a home when blind folder, the aim of the game Is to steal as many items as possible from the home while not taking ur blind fold off.

Person 1: Fuck mane I’m broke again

Person 2: Don’t worry I got u I been into Chinese b&e

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012