Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.

Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham

by Stinbot May 11, 2025

Chinese soup strainer

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah

by Markerbiter May 12, 2025

Slutty Chinese

"Slutty Chinese" refers to greasy, late-night Chinese food, often craved after a night out or a playful risqué term for someone of Asian descent who enjoys adventurous intimate acts of eating ass.

Let's grab some of that 'Slutty Chinese' after the bar.

When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...

by TO_daddy June 7, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025