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Ass Crust 

A derogatory term used to describe anyone who pisses you off. Derived from the leftover pieces of shit left in your ass after the umpteenth swipe.

Not to be confused with asshat.
Student A: What'd you get on the science test?
Student B: 64. Mr. Bober's a dick.
Student A: Really? I thought it was easy; I got a 110!
Student B: *glares* You cocky ass crust. Piss off.
Ass Crust by Ninja47 June 13, 2010
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soft spot in the crust 

opening to the vagina, with the labia being the crust
get your banana out of the soft spot in the crust before i get pregnant.
soft spot in the crust by Terezka January 3, 2008

vaginal crust 

The act of not washing your Fucking vigina so it gets all crusty.
All these feminists got to have vaginal crust.

Poo Crustation 

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.
Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum
Poo Crustation by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

butt crusties 

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...
I saw them one day. They were bleeding.
butt crusties by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

cristy conlen 

british with big harry balls
cristy conlen by bob April 7, 2004

CrushYiffDestroy

Group of furries in denial about their identities, strangely desperate to sought acceptance in any kind of community available and thus try to be furry-bashers, only failing too often to be anything useful. Have unusual habits of congratulating themselves for not doing anything in particular. Sole purpose online is to be mocked.
I have joined CrushYiffDestroy! Perhaps I will finally find my niche group of people who wouldn't mind my sonic and knuckles fanfiction and that I once reported myself on deviantart for art-thefting my own avatar. Murrr X3
CrushYiffDestroy by curranrules January 7, 2005