bone wad

Someone who is an idiot or a jerk.

John is such a bone wad.

by John Andersun September 21, 2007

Baking bones

When you stick a blunt in your urethra(pee hole) and then have someone suck the smoke out.
Another term for it is the “smokey succ” WARNING: IF YOUR DON’T SAY NO HOMO YOU ARE GAY AND IT ISN’T BAKING BONES ITS JUST STONE-SUCKING

Brad: “Mmm bro, Kyle ik its no nut november rn but i really need that smokey succ, i have my free nut coupon right here man i just need It so bad” *Kyle’s gf Rachel walks in* oh sorry * swiftly turns around and walks out* Rachel’s bestie Brittany: “oh hey you look kinda traumatized is everything okay?” “No... *breaks down in tears* i saw my boyfriend kyle sucking brad’s dick!” Brittany: “Oh that, he wasn’t sucking his dick they were just baking bones with the homies, as long as they said no homo you have nothing to worry about!” Rachel:“Wait...he didn’t say no homo! *sobs uncontrollably*

by I’m lowkey highkey gay no homo November 1, 2019

Bone Job

Bone+Job (verb) when a woman stores bones in one's mouth from eating boney meat such as chicken or ribs and performs oral sex on a male with the bones still in the mouth.

Guy 1: " Duude Shannon gave me a bone job last night in my camaro!"

Guy 2: " That sounds awful."

by KrazyeBone187 March 11, 2009

ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007

ate the bones

To go so fucking HAM that you have no recollection of what just happened and what kind of crazy shit you just did to yourself. Alcohol, weed, molly, yay yay, bones. wasted, black out, ham

"Dude what just happened last night"
"I think I ate the bones..."

by Anteezy June 3, 2013

Funny Boning

An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.

Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!

by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009

pointing bones

two simetrical female bones located in the front of the body, just above the pelvis, on both sides of the stomach, below the lovehandles. it is mainly used by men worlwide in order to locate the woman's "private" area, hence the pointing bones.
the hottest the woman is the more noticeable the pointing bones are.

it was so dark, i had to use the pointing bones in order to touch her pu***...

by rabban LEEN June 11, 2006