Boatman

(Boat-man): A giant pussy who is afraid of something that is not even real, like take for example zombies, often gets beat up or abused, often attractive, cute but not suave like James Bond, family members are usually as equally hot and sleep around.

That Boatman was running away from a unicorn the other day.

Damn that Boatman has hot sister I'd totally hit that.

Boatman by Gedde December 21, 2008

Boatshank 

This is a charming term signifying the act of stabbing someone in the face.

Be so kind as to give me your Nokia or risk sustaining a boatshank.

Boatshank by The Real Henry Higgins November 9, 2009

BoatCD 

Similar to OCD but is overly obsessive about cleaning and maintaining one's boat.

Hey make sure you guys rinse all the salt water off the boat before we put it away in the garage.

Hey chill man you just have "BoatCD".

BoatCD by Jay Giddens August 28, 2010

Boatysitter 

The act of starting as a drinking partner, and ending as captain of the hold-my-shoes-while-I-fall-over-and-yell extremities-at-random-people, boat.

"Codi was flopping by 12:30 and when I looked up everyone else had scattered..so I ended up being the boatysitter."

Boatysitter by The Pickle EC December 16, 2011

Boatercopter 

The act of putting one's face between two large female breasts and gyrating said face while blowing to make a motorboat sound... this act also requires moving ones hips in a circular motion to create the effect that the penis is a helicopter propeller. Of course this must be done naked.

Derek-Damn bro I would boatercopter the shit out of her... her titties are so big!

Paco-Boatercopter?

Derek-Yeah dude... It's a motorboat and a helicopter simultaniously... The Boatercopter

Boatercopter by DeBo429 January 1, 2012

boatliest 

One who goes above and beyond in the "boating world" I.e. A modern day pirate

Bill is the boatliest man in Englewood.

boatliest by punxlullaby May 20, 2017

boathole 

It's boat people that don't wave to other boaters.

what a boathole he is, I waved but he did not.

boathole by The Dweeb with Johnny and RaRa May 11, 2019