Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)

Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!

by hey people October 16, 2012

Geeking Balls

Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.

Dude, I am totally fucking geeking balls over here.

by MrZipp December 17, 2008

9 ball

Someone who continually carry’s on like a fuckwit regardless of how many times they are told to wrap it up.

Did you see the way bones acted last night? That guy is the ultimate 9 ball

by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019

Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus August 17, 2008

water ball

An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.

I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022

balls drunk

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't

Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot

by durak night August 7, 2010

Ball Bag

The name for someone who is a total douche.

"Man, Kai is such a ball bag"

by Iknowit August 22, 2012