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Brandon

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.
by brandismillah November 30, 2023
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Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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Brandon

A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.
Brandon kinda a faggot
by CuzWhyNot0_0 April 4, 2020
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Brandon

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021
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Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.
'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'
by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj October 24, 2008
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Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.
Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!
by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.
He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch
by Brandonththth March 7, 2020
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