irish apple

A potato. Simple as that--A potato. Not a deformed penis, not a sexual act--just a potato.

I'm eating an irish apple right now.

" -I got candy corn! -I got a popcorn ball! -I got an irish apple! -I got a rock."

by MasterGrief November 22, 2006

mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

by Baru May 10, 2008

Apple Vision Pro

A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones

Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian

by Illegal_Mexican June 5, 2023

Yacko Yard Apple

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

Bone apple tea

When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.

"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"

"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"

by notyerbuddypal August 23, 2016

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010