anal meat

The utmost desire of a gay male. More specifically, the red part of the asshole.

Boy, David Spade sure loves his anal meat.

by Colin K. August 29, 2008

Anal Shot

When you take any type of alcohol, and then open your anus up & pour the shot in your asshole.

Hey bro hook me up with an Anal Shot of Jack Daniels

SURE!!

by bobbyymarrleeyy November 26, 2010

Anal bailer

A person who is about to perform anal sex with a willing anal candidate but bails out at the last moment.

e.g
Donald: "Take me now, whilst you're firm!"
Leeroy: "oww, do i have i have to"
Donald: "What the fuck, you ANaL BAiLeR!"

by scorgeofmapps July 15, 2007

Anal Mushroom

When you Crap your pants,and it mushrooms over your Sphincter.You let it set for a few days,and then you have an Anal Mushroom.Or other wise known as,Frog Cake.

"My Kid had an Anal Mushroom in his Pants it had Crusted Over.I had to clean it up as well,damn!It was God Awfu!"

by Mushroom12 September 26, 2008

anal healing

Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.

by Macca1 December 6, 2007

Anal CPR

When a person places their mouth on another persons anus and begins to blow oxygen into their rectum. It's the next generation of gerballing.

Hey dude, I think Steve Carmichael is gay, he wanted to perform anal CPR on me.

by F.O.O.C.H January 3, 2009

Anal bifida

A healthy treat.
Also paralized or lack of anal canel.
Also too much anal sex from oversized ramrods resulting in internal heamorrage.
An all round ass pounding.

Charley forced his gigantic RAMROD up by bottom yesterday, Twas great!

Alex missed my sniz and plugd my arse, total anal bifida.

by Alex,Nicole January 18, 2009