I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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tea in the am

spillin drama in the morning

“bro i have some tea in the am”

by anonymous August 10, 2023

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AM

a guy named matthew who is an Aggressive Mopper and hits people in the face and stomache while using a swiffer.

Matthew is an AM.

by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020

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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016

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