father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Iran Aland

Iran Aland, is guy, who lives in a rich neighborhood because his dad has a "law office", and has a pet, that is half rat/half dog.
A typical Iran Aland says he does not smoke that much weed, but really he is blazzing it like Snoop Dogg.
Iran Aland, always act like a thug, and calls you an "adem" but really he is dumb as such, an example could be that he makes a fool of you because he thinks he is right, then it turns out he is all wrong, and gets mad when he discovers it.
Iran Aland will always ditch his friends, if a can smoke joints instead.
Iran Aland is a big dick, but his friends still love <3

"El classico is a derby, your are dumb ass shit, you don´t know shit"-Iran Aland
*googles it and says it is not a derby
"Why are you acting up? it is not a big thing, stop acting all smart"
*Iran Aland´s friends shakes heads, knowing Iran Aland smoked a lot off weed yesterday.
"Stop being such an Iran Aland"-Friend

by Bobby Nikkaram September 27, 2019

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

Mass Advantage

Someone with a Mass Advantage is a person who has an excessive amount of mass compared to another person who has less mass.

CT's shits are so massive compared to Fornis, but it makes sense since CT has a HUGE Mass Advantage

by goodshceise911 October 15, 2019

commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.

Michael Alan Snell eats ass.

by noone7654 February 11, 2020

sunny alana day

sunny is a majestical girl. she is always down to have a little diggy fun. sunny is never afraid to be her full true self! some may say whenever she walks into a room she brings the sun into their day! however, she is fragile. she must be treated with respect. she has a hidden empathy for others and is overall a real, genuine person. everyone needs a sunny in their life! she truly blessed mine!

"wow! this girl is so miraculous! I need a sunny Alana day in my life!"

by gymnastics44 April 5, 2020