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Alabama

A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.

It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
by Pippin Jay August 20, 2019
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Alabama

A place where brother fucks sister and normal people are considered weirdos.

Welcome to Alabama
Dude, stop acting so Alabama
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Alabama snake bite

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad
his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.
by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017
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Alabama Long Sleeve

An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.
I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve
by Meredydd April 21, 2018
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alabama scorcher

Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out”
“Nice.”
by Bitchintiddies January 7, 2018
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alabama cliff hanger

A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat
I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!
by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018
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alabama s'more

When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.
John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to
by P3RS0NA March 19, 2017
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