We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!
by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020
Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..
by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022
Disapproving Dad Syndrome(DDS) refers to the situation in which your partner's dad(Usually a female partner) disapproves of the relationship between you and your daughter. Has several magnitudes ranging from mild annoyance to full-out disallowing her to see you.
"Man, I met Sarah's parents and her dad just sat there and stared at me. I think I've got a good case of Disapproving Dad Syndrome."
"Michelle's parents forbade her to see me! Major DDS!"
"Michelle's parents forbade her to see me! Major DDS!"
by JoeyJo0 February 27, 2012
A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.
Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018
1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.
by harold slikk September 17, 2014
by Bromie74 July 22, 2021
by dumbbrickxd November 29, 2018