ass ramp

One who regularly has his buttocks jumped

That Seargent sure is an ass ramp.

by Ken G May 14, 2005

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

raped in the ass

When you get your butthole poked by a penis, but you dont like it

Bill: "So did you have fun last night?"
Jill: No, I got raped in the ass.

by Cracker barrel of monkeys January 1, 2009

ass crumbs

It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl

I went to take a dump and some nasty fucker left ass crumbs on the toilet bowl seat

by Carl Hard February 21, 2009

ass queen

A girl, who on the first time you fuck, will only let you stick it in her ass.

Last night I was with an ass queen

by my didick May 13, 2005

Ass Goblins

Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.

The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!

by sheryl May 11, 2003

ass hash

The result of the loss of control of your bowels while being clothed and seated. The resulting mess is ass hash.

Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.

The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.

Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.

While driving home from a dinner of under cooked fish tacos, and with nowhere to stop, I wound up with my pants full of ass hash.

by cunty linguist November 12, 2016