in my tongue

An individual definition of a word.

Well in my tongue "Daddy" is a hot old guy.

by RanHacker September 16, 2017

piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

bedrock of my soul

The last bit of soul left because you're alive.

That comment just hit the bedrock of my soul.

by Igneel Dragneel September 21, 2017

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017