Dick

Something u don't have

Lukas has no dick.

by ordiliam June 6, 2018

Saliva dick

When you received heade the day before or earlier that day but didn’t shower or wash it off.

Man I wanted to shower but didn’t wanna lose the saliva dick my girl gave me.

by Allfather23 March 17, 2024

dick loogie

Synonym for skid mark, dip shit, and/or ass lick. An inaffectionate term for a person displaying the unrelenting characteristics of a complete and utter douche.

Dude! Quit being such an friggin dick loogie!

by Moiski June 16, 2011

Lop Dick Ass

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

by Man with too much time March 12, 2021

dick

you.

you are a dick
get over it sweetheart

by Your Moms a hoe 101 September 9, 2023

B2 dick

Kinda like some b2 pussy, only it b2 small or b2 quick

Man that nigga got some b2 dick he too snall to be finishing that fast 🤷🏻 ♀️

by Ninozoroni October 20, 2017

Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone who writes about their own name in Urban Dictionary because they can never get a date and spend the majority of their time on discord harassing underaged people on discord whilst pinching their own nipples fantasizing about League of Legends characters. They often ask why no one loves them in their mother's basement and use Urban Dictionary to feel better about themselves.

Person 1: did you see what (Person 3) Posted on the Urban dictionary about himself? It's Kinda creepy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.

by GooeyGo20 March 14, 2021