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I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)
by squillam June 9, 2023
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.
Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH
by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020
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I kebab

A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.
Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.
by jaraS128 May 25, 2017
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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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