Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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by krg August 25, 2007
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First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
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