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Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
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SHIT

takeing a poo is sometimes caled takeing a shit
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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Oh Shit

1. Suprise, Disappointment

2. Excitment, being Amused
A. Brad: I stayed up all night completing

that assignment.

Thomas: It was due last week!

Brad: Oh Shit !

B. Lisa: How did your date go with Ron last night?

Kate: Great! We had dinner at Olive Garden, seen a Movie & he let me drive his new Beamer.

Lisa: Oh Shit, I'm jealous!
by BeamerBoy26 September 17, 2020
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Rat shit

A codename for “send 😩 audio
by i_am_hairlesscat June 20, 2022
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Interstate shit distributer

A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020
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Full-Fibre-Shit

When you have a very fast, clean poo more than once in a day.
I just had another or a full-fibre-shit. It was clean bro
by E45LE March 14, 2023
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Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall
by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022
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