Fuck Chair!

An exclamation of joy, excitement or agreement, a play on words of 'Fuck Yeah!'

Person A: "Let's go to Macdonald's!"

Person B: "Fuck chair!"

by sKrunta85 January 9, 2008

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Fuck Around and Find Out

Challenging someone to disrespect you again in order to show them physically what will happen to them.

Tom: Shut up
Mac: What are you gonna do about it?
Tom: Fuck around and find out

by Streetsmartz4523 September 8, 2021

Fuck you up ugly

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.

SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.

by wonderwill June 30, 2011

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Yeah, fuck you too!

Expression commonly used immediately after a gigantic monster growls before attempting to kill you.

The phrase should only be used if you are in possesion of a large weapon of suffcient power to exterminate the creature in question.

(Thing roars and screams)

MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

(Dyanmite explodes, killing the creature)

by Charles Saucedoom. February 5, 2008

Don't Give a Fuck Mode

Don't Give A Fuck Mode (DGAF) is a temporary (or permanent for some people) period of time when a person chooses to "not give a fuck" and do whatever he/she pleases without worrying about the consequences.

John: I heard Zach drank a bottle of whiskey, crashed his car, punched a cop, slept with two fat chicks, and asked his sister to marry him last night.

Chris: Yeah man, he definitely was in Don't Give a Fuck Mode... he probably had a rough morning.

by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011