Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass

...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.

"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"

by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010

sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.

ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

by sad fat ass March 15, 2019

homo bitch ass vagina jew

What Andrew is not.

Andrew is NOT a homo bitch ass vagina jew.

by ilovemypenguin July 8, 2010

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.

When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

by weave October 7, 2003

National grab ass day

On April 14 you grab ass

Hey it’s national grab ass day

by Jhon dave May 26, 2018

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019