Blow your pipes

When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively

I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song

by Whythisword August 27, 2022

Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May

You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day

by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand February 28, 2016

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock October 21, 2015

National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023