Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.

I go to sharlston Community school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023

Legacy Traditional School

shit hole

Kid : Omg its legacy traditional school!
Mom : shut the fuck up that place sucks ass my nigga-

by faggotmaggotass69 April 21, 2023

Breed middle school

damn this school shitty asl, caught a roach lacking in my locker and a rat roaming around the manufacturing room. NIGGA THERE WAS A PERIOD BLOOD HAND PRINT ON THE STALLS.
MR.HAREASK
MR.ZIMK
THE WHOLE DAMN SCHOOLK

“yo u go to breed middle school”
“yea”
“move.”

by mrs. Louf April 22, 2023

McKinley Middle school

Usually pretty cool but people here suck ass and can suck my dick (Im a girl)

“McKinley middle school is totally kick ass”

by shabadabalaba April 24, 2023

school

Another word for hell.

Person 1: Hey! I just went to school for eight hours!

Person 2: that's insane! How'd you survive? 😭

by Acewoahzz April 25, 2023

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

William Tennent High School

william tennent high school is just whores fuckboys and peopls throwing gangs signs thinking they cool and all the bathroom are just people vaping doing weed teached absolutely suck ass principles are terrible at their job dont go this school

Hey you go to William tennent high school
Yeah
Feel bad for you

by Parvati April 26, 2023