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fuck you talm bout

I slap the shit out yall hoes, fuck you talm bout!

And Im finna get them new yeezys, fuck you talm bout.
by FuckYouTalmBout May 22, 2019
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Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!
Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..
by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011
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National Fuck Off Day

Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day
by thatguy1101 May 27, 2018
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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011
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Fuck Start his Face

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.
Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.
by HHRLisa August 31, 2011
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Fuck Chair!

An exclamation of joy, excitement or agreement, a play on words of 'Fuck Yeah!'
Person A: "Let's go to Macdonald's!"

Person B: "Fuck chair!"
by sKrunta85 January 9, 2008
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moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus
I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?
by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005
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