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Dick hair

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In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
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Dick

The most tasty treat your succelent lips may taste
Dick is yummy
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Dick-inputtable

Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.
Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!

Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.
by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 2, 2018
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dick

Typically, someone who uses girls for nudes and sex. Things he's the hot shit, when really girls gag when they see him
Omg, Shawn asked me for pictures of me feet the other night. What a dick
by ilikefishal0t November 21, 2021
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Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.
"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."
by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012
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hoodlum dick

Describes to the type of sex encountered usually by a white woman and a black man. She isnt used to the size nor the duration and loses her mind over it because its something she has never experienced. It usually will make her do abnormal things like risking her job or her credit rating because its so good.
Becky didnt show up to work today and they may fire her! I wonder what happened? She said she met a black guy and he spent the night last night…ahhh must have been that hoodlum dick!
by Dawhole9 January 15, 2025
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Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.
1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.
by The d pocket June 1, 2019
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