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if you really bag it

If you really bag it we are getting so old
by fuqzay September 26, 2023
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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fuck you

fuck you man you helped a lot.
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chug jug with you

This is a love song and you can’t tell me otherwise!
Person A; “ID REALLY LOVE TOOOOOOOO, CHUG JUG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, WE COULD BE PRO FORTNITE GAMERS!”

Person B; “what”
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YOU

You, referring to you. Yes you. I have been studying you since you came to this world. I have seen what you have been doing. With your lies, nose, and your SINS. Just so you know, if anything, ANYTHING, happens with YOU involved...I will turn to drastic measures involving the police especially if you breathe. STOP TRYING TO HIDE. I WILL FIND YOU AND WILL possibly slap you with dino nuggies >:(. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
by LemonzLimezPersonz June 7, 2022
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Thank you, Hym

Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
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Not the Black Person you would Expect but Still a Black Person

This word describes a black person that spend alot of time with mostly white people. they're not a stereotypical black person but he still is looked at as a true (not racial) black person. a black person that treats everyone equally and is open to all cultures
"Man when I first met Marcus, i thought he was going to be like one of those steryotypical black people but he's actually really nice to me and treat me well.... but hes still black you know? He's not the black person you would expect but still a black person."
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
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