All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

I Reckon it is Suppose

Long, southern way to say the phrase “I guess.”

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go to the Mexican restaurant later?
Guy 2: I Reckon it is Suppose
Guy 1: What?

by CaptainSivDad April 29, 2021

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

And i had to void

just when you feel like you really don't want to be.

"yeah she sent me that text and i had to void"

by cerato March 18, 2020

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

by femcelpilled May 13, 2022

I Hear You

Don’t believe anything you saying

“I miss you”
“I hear you

by NiqqueRenee January 7, 2021

why I love Maddy more

well this isn’t made by a scientist but by Brian himself she is the most perfect person ever and is always going to be the greatest person ever she loves me very much

Brian searched up “why I love Maddy more” instead google gave me the ass show and showed me the actor of Idk of wtf is that show called idc tho but yeah.

by rushamane September 26, 2022