my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014

National Grab ass day

National grab ass day is was actually created on October 4 2012

Girl: Its national grab ass day so do it while you can
Boy: Its 2018 I don't just think of you as an ass for me to grab its insulting for you to assume I would want that

Girl: I'm sorr-
Boy:*grabs ass like hes gonna take it to go*

by An0nym0u3 October 4, 2018

Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck

As the name subtly implies, this is a masturbatory act consisting of putting your fleshlight where the sun does not shine.

Soloman was bored at work, so he excused himself to the lavatory then Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017

Flappy gum ass mother fucker

When someone talks so much everything that they talk is shit and they fuck their mother

“Hey bob” “yea” “shut your flappy gum ass mother fucker up”

by Ferelliekos September 23, 2020

saggy tore ass

1. a vulgar pun of "Saggitarius"

Jon was born on December 6th, he's a Saggy Tore Ass.

by nihilistdom October 22, 2009

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004