I hate you

Do you mean you're falling in love with me and it kinda scares the shit out of you?

I hate you, but I actually don't

by ilysmitiilwy April 20, 2024

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.

Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

by jj girl gamer November 30, 2016

Did you know?

This means whatever you’re about to say is a useless fact that no one will ever need to know.

“Did you know? clouds weigh millions of tones!”
“Kill yourself.”

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023