Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015

vagina jacket

another name for the female condom

bruh even tho she was wet af, I couldn't feel it cuz of that vagina jacket

by dezydedthsklgfsdfj wefsd fsd;f January 12, 2018

Vagina Sanditis

Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.

Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.

by PitArea51 April 6, 2011

Plush vagina

1: when you insert your penis in the female private parts aka the vagina and it feels like the inside of an Umbreon plush toy (any plush toy really, maybe even Judy hopps, shes really fucking hot, i have a boner just thinking about her), aka a plush vagina.
2: when you cut a hole in a Lola bunny (any plush toy really, it could even be Spider-Man!) and you fuck it.

1: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.
2: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.

I need a therapist

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

wank vagina

When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her

"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"

by kittykatchan December 16, 2016

Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

Vagina crush

To have a deep sexual attractive to a male/ female that you want to just have sex with them. This is used when you dont know the person personally and do not know what their personality is like. Just a sexual attraction.

I have such a vagina crush on him. Hes so attractive. Can I just fuck him?

by Everythingaboutyou13 February 22, 2015