Treats 

Another word for cocaine/blocaine/blow.

Hey Buddy, do you wanna get some treats?

Treats by angelendoftimes August 11, 2024

Treatler 

Coined by left-wing twitter, “Treatler” is used to describe people whose extent of political ambition is about their selfish want of fulfilling their consumerist desires, even at the cost of lives.

Guy 1: Who do you plan on voting for in the coming election?

Guy 2: I think i’ll vote for Mr.Smith. I know he said those things about how he wishes to genocide minorities, but he said he will make gas 15 cents cheaper by the end of his term.

Guy 1: You’re such a fucking Treatler.

Treatler by rys2004 November 11, 2024

treatlerite

A western consumer who routinely orders from rent-a-slave apps like Doordash and Uber Eats and turns Hitlerite when the quality of service is deemed to be subpar.

the term 'treatlerite' is supposed to be a joke but is just an accurate description of the ideology of most westerners across all political aisles

treatlerite by MRTHICC December 4, 2024

Treaty Oak Revival 

The best fucking band to ever exist. The band that shines lights on all the issues women bring men and why we are either scared to date them or just hate them. Not only that but they are the best band for sitting around a fire drinking till the sun comes up. If ya ain’t ever listened to them, then you ain’t heard real music.

“Treaty Oak Revival? Are y’all a church band or something?”. “No we’re a rock ba- Look I just need the keys.”

Treaty Oak Revival by RapeyDaveyz71 December 10, 2024

treatmaxxing

When you eat a cookie before dinner even though grandma tells you not to.

Also could mean eating sweet treats constantly or eating one every so often to keep the streak going.

Grandma: “Don’t eat sweets before dinner, sonny.”
Zho: “Fuck you grandma it’s one cookie. You clearly aren’t treatmaxxing.”

treatmaxxing by treatmaxxer69420 December 29, 2024

Treatler 

When you want your treat delivered to you so badly you complain about your delivery servant and become:

Treat Hitler

You could always go pick up your cupcake yourself instead of being a Treatler

Treatler by Kitsura January 12, 2025

Treatler 

/trēt-ler/ An individual, often from the middle or lower middle class, who, during times of capitalist crisis, embraces fascist politics with the end goal of consumerist "treats". They are drawn to the promise of a reordered society, supporting movements and ideas that offer a form of "revolution". By revolution, I mean Unlimited Genocide on Male Instacart Shoppers

The treatlers, obsessed with their DoorDash deliveries and customer support, were easily swayed by the rhetoric of a demagogic leader who vowed to lower Burger Price$$

Treatler by FightingGhostsFromTheColdWar January 23, 2025