back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.

Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.

by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Slang them doors

When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind

Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”

Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”

Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”

by Prxoject September 19, 2021

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

Door

Something that opens and closes and can lock but not all doors can be locked. Holding a door open for someone to go in it is considered nice although the fuckhead can just open the door anyways.

Gabe: hold the door for me
David: no you fat fuck open it yourself
Gabe: Dickhead

by Door handle1 June 6, 2022