Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

lotta dick

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

Andy Dick

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.

Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021

security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .

laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .

by zebra22 September 28, 2008

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

Dick-Eye

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.

Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.

by BClawd April 10, 2019