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Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
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Stones

The things that some would think make or break a foundation.
It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.
Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.
by Bad weather August 29, 2017
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Stone cluck rulya

Balls up panties down tits out stone cluck rulya
by Scullynuts May 25, 2019
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Stone cold fuckery

That is some stone cold fuckery!
by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023
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