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Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
mugGet the Bag Pipesmug.

Pipe Lady

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.
1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.
by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021
mugGet the Pipe Ladymug.

Pipe Bottom

Similar to pipe down, pipe bottom is to tell someone to be quiet or stop relaying their point because it is irrelevant or they do not care.
Pipe bottom, you two had been arguing for 2 hours!
by Elephan-t April 5, 2024
mugGet the Pipe Bottommug.

Freedom Piped

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them
Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.
by Master cook March 31, 2024
mugGet the Freedom Pipedmug.

Pipe

by Bardownbender November 24, 2023
mugGet the Pipemug.

Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole
Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq
by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025
mugGet the Oregon Fog Pipemug.

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.
When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.
by sky10202 October 15, 2023
mugGet the turtle pipemug.

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