Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

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Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

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Captain Douchington

Captain of the Douchingwa army. Douchingwa is a city in chinadouche of high honor and moral stature. (A surprisingly clean city as well.)

Captain Douchington of the Douchingwa army fought for a just cause.

by djhebert August 29, 2014

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Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

by Natquik May 24, 2020

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Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"

We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.

by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022

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Captain modshot is a well known ginger pikey in limerick Mainly the castletroy area. He is quite the edgy teen. Also known as mikey the ginger pikey.he likes to rob garden chairs preferably the plastic ones. Mikey has been doing kickboxing for 18 years. His enemy is Jack enright. His ally is alex ryan who is also his best friend.
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Captain modshot- fight me outside Tesco

by iLevrates July 24, 2018

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