BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025
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testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
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testing

the testing of a product/feature
bob is testing the new device for errors
by drycrazy January 24, 2024
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Test 9

If ain’t already that mean you ain’t test 9 bruh you taken 12
Person: you test 9
Other person: what’s that mean
Person: NVM you taken 12
by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 27, 2022
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testing the book

when you sneak into the bookstore and remove the barcode
i was just testing the books Mr Krabs
by I'm in 9th grade February 15, 2018
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Loyalty Test

Have someone dm or flirt with your girlfriend or boyfriend on Instagram or Facebook. A popular service for loyalty testing is www.loyalty-test.com
I thought my boyfriend was a cheater so I got a loyalty test done on loyalty-test.com
by Garret1122 May 24, 2023
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Hamma Test

Full panel of tests for sexually transmitted diseases.
When you have sex with someone sketchy and your penis has pimples, you will need a hamma test
by Jdhogger April 22, 2025
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