BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

by drycrazy January 24, 2024

by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 27, 2022

by I'm in 9th grade February 15, 2018

Have someone dm or flirt with your girlfriend or boyfriend on Instagram or Facebook. A popular service for loyalty testing is www.loyalty-test.com
by Garret1122 May 24, 2023

by Jdhogger April 22, 2025
