The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.
by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014
Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
by Piel Ling October 22, 2009
a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
by makutassead November 09, 2009
by bim bim April 18, 2019
The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 02, 2016
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015
the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
by blah's February 09, 2011