A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 06, 2020
I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.
I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
by Underpants_man July 04, 2016
by princess sprinkles February 23, 2010
To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 24, 2015
When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
by Ploooterman November 27, 2016
by majorbloodline January 25, 2021