Straight month

A month invented by homophobes to mock lgbtq+ issues

homophobe: wHy iSnT tHeRe A sTrAIgHt pRiDe mOnTh
normal human: because straight people don't need a straight month, because straight people don't face hate or violence about their sexuality

by July 03, 2021

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Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021

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Straight get it

N. The act of getting what you came to accomplish

V. Straight gettin it

When skateboarding we ride around and straight get it

by Unknowner99 July 09, 2017

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Straight TikTok

We’re people dance and wave there chachas around everywhere and think it looks cool

“Hey did you see that new TikTok dancer?”
“No I’m not on straight TikTok”

by tiktoktrendy147 August 21, 2020

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Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

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