STEVE

Steve is typically a man of smaller stature, who thinks he is taller then he actually is (suffers from little man syndrome) the average Steve is below 5 foot and has a terrible dress sense. you can find a Steve by selling used condoms 3 for a pound, the typical Steve is well known to eat these used condoms as a delicacy.

your such a Steve

by steve47678 February 3, 2020

Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.

Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"

by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021

Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke

My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky

by Colossus8 December 2, 2010

dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 3, 2015

Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.

"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Steve Irwining

A sexual act between two people one whom acts as Steve Irwin and shouts phrases such as “Crickey, It’s off the richter” and “Have a go at this beauty”, the other acts as a wild person that the Steve impersonator has to capture this can be achieved through physical force or the use of ropes. The game ends when either Steve or the wild person successfully inserts a finger in the anus of the other the one who has a finger in the anus shouts “Crikey”.

Boyfriend: (Attempting to capture girlfriend whilst acting as Steve Irwin) “Woooo, we got a wild one here, just hold still not gunna hurt ya”.
Girlfriend: (Successfully inserts finger into anus of Boyfriend) “You forgot I am the master at this game”
Boyfriend: “Ohhh awww….. Crikey!”
Girlfriend: “I win the Steve Irwining game again.”

by ghost111111 March 9, 2022