pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader March 3, 2014

Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.

I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.

by bori5003 April 11, 2014

afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.

Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!

by Dr. Babybear August 3, 2014

Sleep

Playing League of Legends while Skyping.

"hey mishelle, Its late, You should probably go to sleep..."
"Sure! I'll just call you on Skpe first! ^_^"
"I think you forgot how to english mishelle, its sleep"
"Ok so wanna play Aram or Ranked?"

by SexGod696969 October 18, 2014

sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.

Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'

by Sele November 7, 2013